Getting a Physician Recommendation is probably the biggest drag — and the biggest wildcard — in the process of getting a license to smoke a joint if not with a cop, in front of one. That, and the $100 OMMA application fee, are the reasons you still have friends trying to use you as their drug dealer.
The drag is the embarrassment you’d likely suffer at the lips of your family doctor, flatly saying, No! to signing the form you so kindly filled out in advance. The wildcard is the price you’ll pay for a marijuana-friendly doc who only ever says, Yes! to weed. That’s where we can help.
Here are the five cheapest spots we could find for a basic physician recommendation — and one to avoid at all costs.
Cheapest Doc Deals:
1. Chronic Docs – $25
2. RiseUp MD – $39
3. Green Online Doctor Evals – $70 ($50 Vets, $20 Hospice)
4. Elevate Holistics – $75 (with coupon code, OKC)
5. The Lifestyle Clinic – $80
One to Avoid at All Costs:
Doctors of Cannabis – $245
These dickish doctors make my Hall of Goddamn Shame for charging $245 for the BASIC physician recommendation. Weed-related math is hard, but Doctors of Cannabis charge roughly TEN TIMES the price of #1 on this list — for the EXACT SAME SERVICE.
Friends don’t let friends pay $245 for a fucking signature, so let ’em know. Just don’t tell my adult daughter; she might be mad I didn’t write this guide three weeks ago.