Getting a Physician Recommendation is probably the biggest drag — and the biggest wildcard — in the process of getting a license to smoke a joint if not with a cop, in front of one. That, and the $100 OMMA application fee, are the reasons you still have friends trying to use you as their drug dealer.

The drag is the embarrassment you’d likely suffer at the lips of your family doctor, flatly saying, No! to signing the form you so kindly filled out in advance. The wildcard is the price you’ll pay for a marijuana-friendly doc who only ever says, Yes! to weed. That’s where we can help.

Here are the five cheapest spots we could find for a basic physician recommendation — and one to avoid at all costs. We have some new names and deals in this edition…

Cheapest Oklahoma Docs Right Now:

1. Chronic Docs – $25 

And the others…

2. Cheap Med Cards – $49

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3. Hometown Urgent Care Mustang – $50 in person

For this one you’ll have to get in your car and drive just East of OKC, but if you need it FAST and cheap for half the price most pot docs charge, head to 731 E State Highway 152, Mustang, Oklahoma 73064. Not sure if this makes it better or worse, but there is a Taco Mayo next door.

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4. Green Online Doctor Evals – $70 ($50 Vets, $20 Hospice)

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5. Elevate Holistics – $75 

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One to Avoid at All Costs:

Doctors of Cannabis – $245

These doctors make my Hall of Goddamn Shame for charging so much for the BASIC physician recommendation. Weed-related math is hard, but Doctors of Cannabis charge roughly TEN TIMES the price of #1 on this list — for the EXACT SAME SERVICE.