WTF Christmas Is Next Week – Deals to Save the Day, the Dough

Next week is Christmas! Holy shit how did that happen — weren’t we just eating turkey? It’s disturbing but mostly a relief how fast this hateful year has gone by. It’s only bad if you (like me) and haven’t finished your Christmas shopping…and must now mask up and brave the store.

Fuck. That gives me anxiety. Good thing I know exactly what’s good for that…

Cheap Gift Alert: 200mg Gummies for $35

The Joint Cannabis Club has basically saved the day for last-minute gift-givers like me! Check out this brand name holiday gift (and maybe even a treat fo yo damn self) that won’t break the bank:

Here’s a roundup of our favorite deals at Fire Leaf right now. Worth the drive, even if you don’t live super near one of their eight statewide locations:

  • EDIBLES! All 100 mg edibles – $19 each: Dabba Bars, Cheeba Chews, Dixie Gummies, Smokiez, Green Hornet, R&R Brothers, Tina’s Hard Candies and Wana Gummies.
  • CONCENTRATES Mix + Match – 4 for $100: 77 Extracts Live and Trim runs (excludes Private Reserve), Lettuce Head Concentrates, Noble Nectar Plasma & Badder (excludes diamonds), Oklahoma Pure 1g Carts, Red Sky Carts, Dandy Lion Carts, Go Carts, Purple Reighn, and Wichita Mountain High concentrates and cartridges.
  • VAPE CARTS: Mix + Match – 3 for $100: ALL Sunday Extracts (excludes Kliks), Field of Greens carts and all concentrates, Mary’s Medicinal 1g carts, Oklahoma Pure Dabables, All PAX & Spherex .5g pods and carts, all Timeless Cartridges.
  • MERRY EVERYTHING Gift Bundle – $55: Dandy Lion 1g cart, Dandy Lion 25mg chocolate and Dandy Lion 250mg gummies. ::Completes Christmas List::

A Gift That’s Naughty, Novel

A Perfect Ratio Nitro Can is the perfect way to experience — or gift! — the best strains from Stability Cannabis Dispensary. Each can contains 3.5 grams of flower, packed by state-of-the-art nitrogen-sealing technology to deliver the freshest cannabis possible…and priced to move. Starting at $25.99 per eighth! Bonus: Chance to win the Stability Golden Ticket grand prize when you stop in to Stability Store to play! Open 24/7.

Weed Mom’s Flower Picks of The Week

24/7 Classen Kush House in downtown OKC has been killing it with deals that look — and in fact are — too good to pass up. My shopping trips will be a breeze! I might even Thunder Up and hit Target while I’m out getting into this TOP SHELF FLOWER deal:

It’s Nice to Feel Appreciated


  • $10 grams on all flower for the entire month of December.
  • All Altrd products 25% off
  • Get a SPHEREX Pax Pod & Pax ERA battery for $45 ($75 value)
  • Happy Hour 20% off everything in store.

— Know of a can’t-miss deal we missed? Drop it in the comments. 

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