Report: Sissy Texans Want Weed for Their Toothaches
Fun fact: Texas legalized medical cannabis use years before Oklahoma. But it was a "low-THC" program only available to patients with uncontrolled epilepsy. They...
OMMA Cards: The Truth About Why They Banned Smiling
Remember, if you can, how it felt... After dreadfully dwelling in decades of Draconian drug laws only to be told you can't smile for...
Oklahoma Girls Gone Wild on Weed
After the shenanigans I saw on the news this weekend, it's obvious some of you girls need to take a goddamn T-break and evaluate...
Report: 9% of Oklahomans Personally Keeping Economy Afloat
I hope everybody survived the Labor Day weekend and didn't get caught up in any Trump boat parade wakes. Help! I'm sinking in my...
7 Ways Oklahoma Could Have Saved Recreational Marijuana
As if 2020 wasn't already going super shitty, Tulsa World reported Friday that the petition to legalize adult-use / recreational marijuana in Oklahoma has been...
Oklahoma Lab Adapts to “Heavy Workload” by Allegedly Faking THC Test Results
When I was a kid (like three weeks ago), I'll admit that I viewed cheating on tests as something of an art form. Why...
New Study Warns Cannabis Could Break Your Heart
Every day, cannabis users to turn to our special plant for various ailments and conditions. We have no choice but to deal with the...
Only in Oklahoma: Wild West-Style Shootout at American Cannabis
Most of us accept without a second thought the few basic rules we have to follow when we visit a medical marijuana dispensary: No...
OMMA Overlords Suffer Brain Freeze Over THC Slushies
More than two years in to Oklahoma's medical cannabis program, we have seen relatively few instances of regulatory crackdown by the Overlords at the...
7 Proposed Rebrands for Moon Mix LLC, Oklahoma’s Poison Pushers
Inglorious marijuana processors Moon Mix LLC knowingly sold us poisoned medicine — "flagrant" and "willful" violations, according to the Oklahoma Medical Marijuana Authority, who...
