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Cooking with the Croctopus: Chocolate Covered Strawberries

What's up my beautiful babies! Croctopus here with a super sexy and simple recipe to help you and your baby get medicated for Valentine's Day. All you need are some thicc, juicy strawberries, cannabis infused...

Purple Punch: Why Oklahoma Loves This Strain

Last week, as I checked which stage of pre-weather panic I was supposed to be in, I discovered it was Stage 3 — Bud & Snacks — and I was out of both. As I...

A Heavy Dusting of Oklahoma Weed Deals

While everyone else was loading their bongs with snow, we were braving the white tundra hunting down the best deals. (Actually, the snow-bong tradition was too good to pass up, so we did that...

The Precarious Plague of Pot’s Plastic & 5 Creative Ways to Repurpose

Cannabis has a huge problem. No, it's not memory, excessive smell or a constant state of being too chill, well it is, but the REAL evil is plastic! Ya ever notice how much trash your cannabis makes after...

Gov. Stitt Names Cannabis New State Flower of Oklahoma

OKLAHOMA CITY (The Happy Ogle Satire) — Late yesterday Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt made a shock announcement: Cannabis is the new state flower of Oklahoma. Cannabis is a genus of flowering plants in the family...

Famous Oklahomans We’d Like to Slip an Edible

Sometimes I find myself in need of a major mood adjuster. Since I've traversed the wild green yonder of Oklahoma dispensaries, I now know the answer is edibles — or, as I call them,...

The Blunt Truth About Weed & Work in Oklahoma

Oklahoma is one of 16 states (plus Washington, DC) that generally prohibit an employer from discriminating against an applicant or employee who uses medical marijuana. But, in life and legislation, the devil is in...

Fighting for the Dank Deals of a Lifetime!

The fight for the best weed bargains in Oklahoma continues. Very interesting deals and events are popping up this week, including a kickboxing match where you can consume cannabis on-site — an event never...

7 Oklahoma Cannabis Trends to Look for in 2020

It feels like Oklahoma's medical marijuana market is really starting to hit its stride. We have reasonable prices, plenty of options and prospects for growth that can only be compared to...well...weed. With the future...

These Oklahoma Dispensary Names Are Just Nuts! (Vol. 2)

My eyes are only a little bit sore after scouring almost 40 pages of 10-point Times New Roman type (thanks, OMMA). Luckily, I smoked some of that stuff Melissa wrote about, and it fixed...